Friday, June 15, 2012

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Most cats do not approach humans recklessly. The possibility of concealed weapons, clods or sticks, tend to make them reserved. Homeless cats in particular - with some justification, unfortunately - consider humans their natural enemies. Much ceremony must be observed, and a number of diplomatic feelers put out, before establishing a state of truce.


Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use. 


In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. 


In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. 


In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. 


It doesn't do to be sentimental about cats; the best ones don't respect you for it. 


It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens. 


It's really the cat's house - we just pay the mortgage. 




If the claws didn't retract, cats would be like Velcro.
If there were to be a universal sound depicting peace, I would surely vote for the purr.
If we treated everyone we meet with the same affection we bestow upon our favorite cat, they, too, would purr.


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