The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it.
Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it.
Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
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The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom.
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. -Douglas Adams
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
This is a quantum car. I don't know where I am, but I'm going really fast.
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
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